Monday, May 30, 2005

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1) When I was a kid after school I: Go home.

2) This one time when I was high: I called people up

3) The New Pope: Sorry! I don't believe in Mother Mary/ Jesus

4) I fall asleep easily: Not Really!

5) I need more: $?

6) I need less: Lame buggers hanging around

7) Public toilets are useful for: sudden need to pee?

8) The United States should change its name to: It's fine as it is now.

9) My theme song would be: Elva's~~

10) Sometimes I think people: Pure Suckers.

11) Prescription drugs are: for people?

12) I think about sex when: There's nothing better to do!

13) The middle finger is most useful: as a silent version of fuck you

14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: My BATA sandals

15) In one month: It'll be july?

16) For the last time: ...

17) The last thing I stole: Took some of mum's 'shi-lings'

18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy: Branded Bag

19) When in Rome: Be visiting their historical sites

20) If only I could get rid of: ermmm ermm

21) Your mom: is a strong and great women... Love her~~~

22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be: KFC's Chicken, MAC's Double Mcspicy, Long John's Fries, Mee Pok Ta with Hiam Jio, Sprite, Kinder Blueno, Jack and Jills Chip....

23) The last person who talked to me: My Mum

24) I mostly use the internet: When i in school... It's wireless free and speed is high... Mine at home is just a 56K...

25) When I'm President: I dun't wana be one... What's the use of lazing ard looking after a god damn key for Singapore?

26) I most resemble: Samuel Chong aka Billy Bong...Haha

27) The word I say too much is: Yesterday i say lotsa 'Chee Bye' Wonder wat's gotten over me...

28) Vegas is great for: Gambling?

29) Michael Jackson: Freak of the century

30) The Speed Limit means: I ain't a driver

31) When I die I want my body: to be cremated... Ashes to be put at the same place with my father/grandfather...

32) If I could go back in time I'd: Save my father from dying... Haizzz... Too bad i can't...

33) The last time I said "this sucks": I don't think i uses this sucks... I normally say sucks only

34) You obviously know me well when: I laugh and chat a lot with you... I don't tok to strangers and my ordinary hi bye friends that much...

35) Tomorrow I will: Have to atted the stupid ESD class at 8 sharp... As request by my lec...

36) I spend too much time on: My Heroes 3 PC games...

37) The last thing I broke: Can't remeber

38) Oh yeah and don't forget: ermm ermm

[[ Your Name Here ]]*|10:17 AM|

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Okay... This morning as i was in the crowd, Sound exciting ain't it? Peeps had to be coz it's the Great Singapore Sale season... but the crowd which i was in are actually one of those in front of the farking bridge... I need to get across every morning to reach NP... Fark... and these peeps are talking their own bloody sweet time... Cannot Tahan!!!

Worse still... Does 2nd floor sound high as in the height like ma jiam will take one forever to reach? Some of the peeps archeli take the lift to the 2nd floor... Halo... Lifts aren't meant for such purposes... Urgzzz

Anyway... good things does happen... Haha... My good frenz is in my class now... Then another is aways juz an sms away... So fortunate... There are always peeps acc me thru 'those dark farking time'... and for no apparent reason, i juz seem to be cursing all day long... Shit (I done it again... guz it's going to stick with me liao...)

PS: I had decided to use fark instead of fuck... sound 'not so crude'... dun't u all agree... (Okay... I am crapping...)

[[ Your Name Here ]]*|8:29 AM|

Saturday, May 28, 2005

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Yes! I love the series. Sue Townsend is such a witty and brilliant author. I'm addicted to it.

There's this interesting part on that goes,

Adrian, the main character, haven't seen a gay friend of his for quite some time and was surprised to see him as a delivery man. He said, "Nigel, what are you doing with the white van? I thougth that you are gay?"

His friend, Nigel replied, "Adrian, being gay isn't a career! It's a sexual orientation!"

It's so funny... isn't it?

Did nothing interesting today. I went town and stopped by my favorite hangouts, to update myself on the lastest Cds and books.

Managed to found one. She's Corrinne May. She had an angelic voice. I stood there by the player listening to 'everything In It's Time' over and over again

Since it's the Great Singapore Sales, therefore there's an unusally big crowd. I met up with Zhi hao for dinner. He was posted to the Baleno Branch in Town for a day. We had a good chat over food. This good friend of mine never failed to put a smile across my face.

After which, I dropped by Wdlands to my maternal grandpa's home for dinner. I played a game of bluff with my cousins. Thankfully, I ain't a Christian.

[[ Your Name Here ]]*|11:08 PM|

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

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Yup! The weather is being a bitch again! Thankfully, not cats and dogs for the moment. Still, I packed my facial towel. It's always good to be prepared.

As I was heading towards Canteen 4 yesterday, I saw a couple. The guy was trying to give the gal a quick peck. Wow! Talk about Singapore still isn't as open-minded as the West! I've to give it to them. It takes quite a bit of guts 'to PDA in campus.

However as I was approaching, i was stunned to see that the guy was actually a butch! *Faint*

What really bothered me is his/her hairstyle! It's even better then mine.

It's 8:35 now. The project class is supposed to start at 8. Know what's the best thing? Only 2 person are present.

[[ Your Name Here ]]*|5:06 PM|

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

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Urhgz! The weather is being a bitch today. I had to pull off a Primary School tradition. I packed a facial towel into my bag. Not for my face but for my feet which would get wet.

As I was towelling dry my feet on board bus, I noticed someone looking at me with that shocked expression. I gave him a very mean look which implied, 'It's none of your business!'

Question: Is it strange for people to towel dry on the bus?

Come to think of it... Yes! It is!

[[ Your Name Here ]]*|10:42 AM|

Friday, May 20, 2005

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I was reading this book a few days ago and this phrase caught my eye. It read, 'It's a social sin to turn up on time!'

Ever waited for someone for so long and when he/ she eventually turned up, they brush it off with a very lame excuse?

During my Secondary School days, a friend shared with me about his time where she waited for someone and when she turned up, she actually said 'I thought that you be late, that's why I late myself!'

Another one of my all time favorite. Ever come across people who postpone or arrive because the reason behind it is THE RAIN?

Question! So what the fuck are umbrellas for? To be use on a sunny day, or as a mere hanging decoration by the windows?

[[ Your Name Here ]]*|11:53 PM|

Thursday, May 19, 2005

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Our Last Trip
My Dad, Mum and Me
The last few days had been a emotional roller coaster ride for me. My dad had passed away! I still couldn't believed that he's actually gone.

A big thanks to all my good friends, Wai Leong, Chew Lui, Cuiling, Zhi Hao, Zhi Jian, Sharon... all of you who come... Thanks for being so supportive... I love you all...

I remembered the night before he passed on, he was commenting on how delicious the black pepper fish which i had added in his rice is. The next day, I added it for him again. He didn't have a chance to taste it already.

I will always remember you Dad! I'm gonna miss the breakfast which you would buy every Sunday for me. Wherever you are now, do watch over the rest of the family, especially Mum and Gramps :)

[[ Your Name Here ]]*|11:43 PM|

Sunday, May 08, 2005

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I used to work for Playthings Company as a Toys Promoter/Merchandiser. As the name suggest, Toys Promoter, my job is to promote whatever toys that's brought in by the company. I'm mainly stationed in Metro Woodlands. This incident happened when I was serving a family of 4.

Even in your blue days, you'll have to smile and give it your best. I greeted the customer and gave them an intro of the product. After yammering for quite awhile, the 2 young gals pestered their dad, "Daddy Buy For Us Leh...!"

The dad's replied shocked me. He said, "BUY FOR WHAT? TO THROW AWAY ARH!"

I'm miffed First of all, I'm already not in a very good mood, but still I smile at you and second of all he actually slammed it back straight to my face. Ouch!

Thinking that the family had walked off , I couldn't helped but turned to my colleague, my thumb pointing behind my back, "That siao one, say buy go home throw away!"

My colleague gave me a look of warning and I turned back! SHIT, THAT DAD WAS JUST STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME... ARHHH!!! I quickly act blur and walked away. I was mortified!

Haha~~~ That taughth me not to talk bad of customer immediately.

[[ Your Name Here ]]*|11:37 PM|

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Finally! I had received good news from the goverment. The NS medical check-up thingy. Well.. It's a mixture of feelings now. Part of me hates it however, the other part is looking forward to it. It's 2 years of youth we are talking about afterall.

I had just finished with my self-admin. When I entered my room earlier on, I saw a book lying on my computer table! What's that doing on the table? What is it? Of course it's a book! The latest comic release which my bro had brought? I took it up and saw the following..

TAN KEE LIN
UNCHARTED DEPTHS
A True Story


My name? Since when I authored a book? I turned to the back for the summary.

Tan Kee Lin, is a young Singaporean who embarked on an extraordinary life in 2005. Opening in the author's home at 172 Gangsa Road #09-20 Singapore 670172. This book serves as an autobiography of the writer's experiences as a Naval Systems Specialist. Operating, controlling and maintaining state-of-the-art warships and weapnry. Duties that take the writer around the world. Blah blah blah...

I opened it, to see nothing but blank pages! What's the use of it anyway? I'm so throwing it away.

[[ Your Name Here ]]*|11:44 AM|

[[ The Guy ]]

Name:Tan Kee Lin
Bdae:9th of September 1984
Nicks:Ice-Cream, Billy Bong
Skool:Is It Necessary???
Contact:erm...

[[ My Adores ]]

Food:Cheesecake, Mee Pok,KFC...
Drinks:Pokka Green Tea
Pastimes:Reading, Lazing, Toking Rot
People:Still Waiting for my Miss Potential

[[ My Detests ]]

People:Hao Lian, Act Cute/Chio (i.e Stella Huang), Asian Christian (They Are Very Fake)
Things:Can't Thing of Any
Food:Egg Plant, Anything found in Fear Factor

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Fave Song: If I Ain't Got Yoi

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